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Stalked by the Stork...a diary of raising twelve kids

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The First Date and The Milk Dud (Here You Go Mom!)

Alright, so my mom has requested a post about my first "date" and the milk dud story. I'm quite certain she has made this request as a way to vindicate my sister Katie after last night's wedgie post,or at least to push it down some on the blog archives. Furthermore....my mother should really have one of those tee-shirts that reads "IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!" since I guarentee you that she saw only one thing when she read that post....how it would reflect on HER! Seriously, my Mom is awesome. She, like my sisters and I, is quite a charecter....check the guestbook later....she'll comment.
So, anyhow...the milk dud story. I must have been in maybe 6th grade or so and was "going out" with this boy whose name I can no longer remember and who's dorkiness was matched only by my own. Anyhow, the little boy asked me to go to the movies, escorted of course by his parents and little sister. We went to see the Batman movie that was out then...you know...the one with Kim Bassinger. Afterwards we went to dinner at Pizza Hut. When they dropped me off we all chatted for a while about what fun we'd had (though I'd found the movie to be dreadfully boring)
and how we would get together again soon. I walked away into my house smiling and feeling so happy. When I got in, of course my Mom was right there asking how it went. I told her all the details and when I turned to walk away she started laughing and sighed and said "Ang...there is a milk dud stuck to your butt."
Sure enough, it was all melted and stuck to the back of my jeans. Even worse, it occured to me that it must also have been smashed all over the seat of their minivan! If your're wondering, the reason my mom sighed before saying anything is that food accidents have been a lifetime disability for me. Shortly after the milk dud accident, I invited a boy over for dinner (can't remember if it was the same boy or not) and spilled speghetti sauce all down my shirt. I have in fact spilled food in front of every guy I have ever been out with....be it in the school cafeteria or out in public. Seriously every guy who knows me well has witnessed at least one food accident....and it isnt an epidemic that is limited only to guys....I in fact, spill food anytime I am dressed nicely and if by some miracle I don't....one of my 8 children does it for me. The best part is that often I'm unaware of the spill for several hours or until a third party points it out to me. Once, I my mom drove me to Dairy Queen on the horrible day our wedding was postponed (6 days before the event...another story deserving of its own post) I was 34 weeks pregnant with Drew. I ordered a chocolate dipped cone and just as I stuck my tounge out to lick the cone...it fell off and bounced off my big belly. I started crying and sobbed "This is my life!" My poor mother who was trying ever so hard to conceal her laughter kept saying "No, honey, this is not your life." This story still makes me laugh and cry at the same time. So, food spilling is definately one of the many quirky traits of my personality!
Cupid matched me up perfectly though, becuase Albert spills a lot too. I'm sure we look like real winners walking around Target with a mess of kids trailing behind us...buggies full of babies...and big blobs of taco sauce splashed across our shirts. And yet, we're still willing to be seen not only out in public...but be seen with each other looking that way...Yes, this is love. LOL

24 comments:

Jenn H said...

I have the same food spilling gene, lol! Cute story!

Lynn said...

Nope...no comment by your mom yet!
And isn't that what kids are for? To spill things all over you?

The Corradetti Clan said...

LOL Ang I love your blog. It always makes me laugh. But I can relate. As I was reading you blog I spill my coffee all over me and my keyboard.

albert & angela fontenot said...

Lynn,
I missed you on here. Hope everything is okay! Hope you are enjoying that new Grandson!
love,
angela

Ali said...

angela i LOVED that story- and yes food messes apparently are genetic...i'm sure auntie ev informed you of the chocolate pants incident during the parade at disney =)

Nana said...

Hello my Angel,

Thank you for sharing the milk dud story as well as a few more of your spillage mishaps. But, now that Ali has semi busted me, I have a confession to make. I too have a chocolate butt story. After several hours of walking thru the Magic Kingdom, we were off to see one final event - the electro parade. Wet (from just getting off Splash Mt.), tired from walking for the past 13 hours and so ready to go home, we all sat on the curb to watch the parade. Seriously, I saw the big glob of choc. ice cream on the sidewalk on my way down, but thought I missed it when I plopped on the curb. But, alas, I underestimated my girth, and at least 1/2 of my back end engulfed the puddle. It wasn't until we were almost to the car that Aunt Paula discovered it and was then unable to walk due to overwhelming laughter. So my daughter, you do come by it naturally - it's just something I never wanted to admit.
As for your comment about your sister's wedge story turning into "all about me" - the me being me, I just wanted all to know that I tried hard to raise young ladies with good manners. But we all know whose fault it is that I didn't succeed - your got it ---- your dad's!!

Love you so much and will talk to you when I get home,
Mom

BoufMom9 said...

LOL Ang! This same gene is in my family as well. My sister Missy & I both have it horribly!
And, like you, we both married men who have the same trait and sadly, we have most definitely passed it on to our children. LOL
PS Again, I say, I LOVE your mom!

donnerwanner said...

Hey ang,

Remember the spegetti fight when you guys lived on Dresdan? Your mama started it! 6 kids, 2 moms and spegetti from ceiling to floor. It was great fun, but blew my mind cause I knew the clean up would be soooo fun. Guess ladies throw spegetti right!!!

Katie said...

Really Ang- dont down play it- I was there- I think his name was Nate or Nathan or Nathaniel- something along those lines. And for some reason I remember something about white seats? Dont Know. But I do remember when you asked him back, you spilled a bit more than your telling. I remember it to be more than one thing!
WHY THE FRIPPIN CRAP CAN I NOT FIGURE OUT HOW TO POT THIS- DAMN!
OK so I am getting mad and needed a breather, a little break from trying to figure this crap out I read Moms reply (why the flip she can figure this out and not me BEHOVES ME!) ANyway- dont let her downplay anything. How she tried to miss it is beyond me it was bullys eye right in the crack of her A**! Truely- it looked like she crapped her pants bad- it looked real to- STILL LAUGHING!

katie said...

Ooops- that was suppose to say post- not pot

katie said...

Ooops- that was suppose to say post- not pot

Nana said...

Ang,

As you can see, Katie has mastered English grammar almost as well as she has "excellent compupper skills!! And...only 1/2 of my backside was covered in chocolate!

Love you!

The Romero-Schroeder said...

LMAO, and i love all the comments!

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