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Stalked by the Stork...a diary of raising twelve kids

Having twelve children is an amazing blessing and one heck of a crazy ride. Join us through all the joys, smiles, tribulations and trials as we navigate this fabulous journey!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

My Sister Picks Wedge in Expensive Resteraunt

Listen to this story...
my sister is in Orlando with her fiancee and three kids. Now you have to know my sister...she once went to the grocery store and asked for the "Afro-American" gravy instead of Franco-American gravy. She also once went to Duncan Donoughts and orderd "an ovarian creme donought" instead of Bravarian creme. I can remember in high school she thought that Aretha Franklin was actual royalty since she was called "The Queen."
The stories of Katie's goofs and mis-steps are endless. She has quite a few "katie" habits. From time to time, she opens food in the grocery store, has a snack, then puts it back on the shelf. She also refuses to allow her OB/GYN to use any "technical" terminology regarding the female anatomy. She has a whole list of substitute words she actually makes them use when speaking with her. But perhaps she is most well known for her habit of adjusting a "wedgie" regardless of where she is. I tell you, she just doesn't care. She shamlesly picks a wedgie ANYWHERE.
Aparently as she and her family were walking through Downtown Disney this evening, she became hungry. Tired of fast food and theme park food, she told her fiancee Eric that she just wanted to sit down to a nice meal "the kind with a waiter" she said. The hostess told her she'd have to speak to the manager as they were "reservations only" The manager gave them the okay and in they went. Only Katie wasn't expecting it to be quite as pricey and prissy as it was. She said it was painfully obvious that "they didn't quite fit in" as the waiter opened the menu's and placed them in thier laps and her kids looked around like "what the heck is this?" The quiet, mature atmosphere of the four star resteraunt was punctuated by the sound of my neice Kylie's silverware flying across the table and onto the floor and again by her scrambling out of her seat to pick it up.
At one point the waitress came to ask Katie if she wanted a refill and she didn't know what to say...not knowing if the refills were free. So instead she just asked for a water! But here is the best part. In the middle of dinner....my sister stands up....AND PICKS HER WEDGIE!!! And the icing on the cake is....she was wearing a mini skirt. Yes, this is vintage Katie.
My sister is comming to visit me in April and I can't wait. We have so much fun. Me, Katie, our sister Ashley and our Mom. Whenever we are all together, I end up laughing until it hurts. My family is so non-traditional and so unique and so freakin hilarious.
And even though it sounds like Katie is a real live red neck from the way I've just described her, she's really not...she's just very real and a litte goofy but she has a heart of gold. She is one of the most amazing women I've ever met and I love her so much...even if she can be a bit embarrasing! I'm sure Eric wanted to die when she picked that Wedgie...oh to be a fly on the wall!

12 comments:

Jenn H said...

LMAO!!! Sounds like a fun trio of girls you sisters must be. I also have two sisters and now that we are adults we have a blast together (fought like cats and dogs growing up though, lol).

TONYA said...

OMG she sounds hilarious. I need a picture of her.

Nana said...

Ang,

Please let all of your friends know that I did my best raising you three!!!
On your next post, can you tell us a little about your first date and the milk dud???

I love you so much,

Mom

TheHMC said...

Ahahahaha!
De-lurking to say that I cracked up reading this. I used to be the same way with the dreaded "wedgies". My mother regularly died of embarassment at various stores because I would not only pick it, but I would announce to everyone that "I have a wedge" and then commenced to digging it out lol.

I've since stopped doing that in public. More because I don't get them as much these days than anything else. I think my back end is just too fat for my 'draws' to ride up these days lol.

I'll go, now that I've shared such interesting information with you.

Anonymous said...

Ang,
All I can say is WOW! Thank god your mom has one normal daughter. ME!! Love you guys, Sara

BoufMom9 said...

LMAO! Oh! I hope I will be in IL when your sister is there so I can see "it" in person.
She sounds like a lot of fun!
ps I think I love your mom. :)

Jane said...

LMAO on the ovarian cream. You guys are a hoot!

Oh, I've done the milk dud stuck to the butt thing before. Totally embarassing!

Katie said...

Really Ang- you didnt have to be so nice when closing! I'M NOT EMBARASSED AT ALL! Should I be? Better to pick it and be comfy than walk around with cotton stuck up your ass!- "You know what I'm Sayin"

The Romero-Schroeder said...

LMAO, she must be so much fun!

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